Someone posted Einstein's Riddle to Pinterest today, so I decided to work through it and provide an answer. Click the link to see the riddle ... and try working through it before you review the answer if you want to.
It was nearly 15 years ago now. Barnes & Noble -- I had printed my first book, a collection of short stories called The Missing Soul. May 17th. B&N was good enough to buy several copies and to set me up with a book signing event. I remember about 7 or 8 people attending, buying the book, and having me sign copies. The store told me that was actually pretty good for a local author. Mostly people I knew, of course, but I had a few generous strangers stop by. ;) Well this May 17th, in honor of that day, I'm holding my first ever "Book Signing Anniversary Event," and I'll be giving away FREE copies of Darwood & Smitty on the Kindle. Amazon Prime members can ALWAYS borrow the book for free. But on May 17 you can download and keep it, and hopefully enjoy the tale enough to leave a glowing review. Mark your calendars, and please feel free to pass along the info to your social networks if you think a free book is something to share. Not long ago, I blogged that I had a new children's fantasy novel coming soon to an Amazon near you. I think I mentioned a May release, but now I'm publishing on June 21, 2012. It's called The 7. Please don't ask "The 7 what?" because that's what the young adventurers need to figure out. Anyway, first things first, I had to run the proof past the wife and kids, because this is a different direction in writing and I wanted to know if I was on the right trail. It was written for my sons anyway, but I figured if they liked it, some other kids might as well. Fun enough, they were all addicted. Now it's a super fast read. Just 110 pages and 24 chapters, it's easy to make it through a chapter and the plot moves along very quickly. I'm redesigning the cover, because the graphic I used didn't look enough like a mirror. And I'm thinking about giving local kids a crack at doing some illustrations. Because who needs to pay an adult, right? Yes, yes, I'm joking. I have two brothers and many adult friends who could illustrate, but I want this book to be about and for kids. And as the series matures over the next few years, I'd like the illustrators to get a little older as well. That's the initial idea. And hopefully we can inspire many kids to get in on the action over time. The first shots of the American Revolution -- taking place at Lexington (followed by the battle at Concord) were fired on April 19, 1775. So today is the anniversary of "the shot heard 'round the world." While a true pacifist might believe there's never been a good war, I am not a true pacifist, and I believe in standing against tyranny when honest negotiations have failed. Of course our philosopher Founders knew that tyranny always works its way back in because people in power all too often succumb to special interests, which slowly bend the rights of all people toward the rights of a few. Obviously at the expense of everyone else. And the change is often subtle enough that good people let it go until the results have become too obvious to ignore. And this is when we have to right the ship once more -- one always hopes through honest negotiations. Until now, this repeated process has had one steady factor: the players were all Earthlings. (Lest, of course, you believe in lizard rulers or other starseed options.) What we'd better get ready for, however, is the new integration of our planetary neighbors and their role in, let's say, some political machinations. At least if Darwood & Smitty has any truth to it. Either way, it's a funny and philosophical read, and especially up your alley if "freedom" is your theme. Found some data that I thought pretty interesting today, and worth the question: is Barack Obama the next Ronald Reagan? Oh yeah, I know. That one's bound to get steam shooting out some people's ears. But bear with me here. Let's have fun with the charts a moment, then acknowledge some other points. The chart here shows the official unemployment rates from the U.S. Bureau of Labor & Statistics. I know people take a lot of issue with this, pointing out that they don't count all the people who have given up and stopped looking for work. So the numbers could be totally skewed at any point in this chart. Knowing that, it's still interesting that unemployment was declining most of the time under Jimmy Carter until the last few months before the election, then went UP. Of course what this chart doesn't show is the fact that INFLATION was up to around 13% by the time of the election and was the primary point on people's minds. Once Reagan got into office, it took 3 YEARS to stop the increase in unemployment. In that time, inflation dropped to around 3%. Officially, inflation's been pretty steady since then, with a short dip into NEGATIVE territory in 2009. Meanwhile, in the last 4 years of George W. Bush, unemployment was mostly declining until the very end when it began to climb just before the election. Much what happened when Carter was in office. Officially, it took just over two years with Obama in office before this began to reverse. (This is a good example of how skewed the numbers may actually be. By the end of 2007, we already knew a lot of people in the Detroit area losing their jobs, and I think a lot of the country knew what was happening well before the numbers in the chart began to skyrocket.) Now there's a lot of concern about the increase in MONEY SUPPLY (M0 -- Currency in Circulation) in the last few years, but let me point out another interesting fact. I can't find exact numbers for the Monetary Base before 1984, but by this chart it looks like it increased from about $60 billion to $120 billion while Carter was in office. An increase of about 100%. (Give or take, without the numbers.) Under Reagan, it increased from around $120 billion to $190 billion (we have numbers for that) in his first 4 years -- or just under 60%. Now let's see how it has spiked in the last few years: Again, this is just currency in circulation. A pretty narrow definition, but fun to look at. While the Monetary Base "only" grew from about $600 billion to $800 billion in George W's first 4 years, and was steady just about till the end of his presidency, its surge began when he was still in office, leaping in a matter of weeks from $850 billion to $1.75 trillion. So the rate of growth in his last 4 years was about 100%, much like Carter's. (Can't blame Obama for that -- although I know, there's always SOMEONE on the other side to blame, no matter who is president.) In his first 4 years as president (with still a few months left), Obama has seen another trillion dollars added to the Monetary Base, or just under 60%. Almost identical to what happened under Reagan. Increase in National Debt But I know what will all make us feel better. I know how to make sure we can't compare Obama to Ronald Reagan. We'll look at the national debt. Ready for the rounded stats? DEBT UNDER CARTER: Increased about $287 billion, or about 45%. DEBT IN FIRST 4 YEARS OF REAGAN: Increased about $665 billion, or about 73% DEBT IN NEXT 4 YEARS OF REAGAN: Increased about $1.03 trillion, or about 66%. DEBT IN LAST 4 YEARS OF GEORGE W. BUSH: Increased about $2.65 trillion, or about 36%. DEBT IN FIRST 4 YEARS OF OBAMA: Increased about $6 trillion, or about 60%. (With a few months to go. Maybe he'll catch up with Reagan.) I know there are so many stats we could look at to make all sorts of interesting points. Chief among them I suppose would be the KIND of spending. Obama, for instance, is no doubt spending most of his money on social programs while Reagan was building a strong national defense. So we can rest assured that the two are very different in their approach. Never mind comments like this seen elsewhere: "The fiscal year 2012 budget request of $553 billion [Note: for military] is approximately the same level as Ronald Reagan’s FY 1986 budget." Sooooo ... is Barack Obama the next Ronald Reagan? Undoubtedly not. I'm sure we can all find ways to assure ourselves on this point. If nothing else ... we're operating on a far vaster scale than we were in the 1980s. Darn close to finishing a fantasy book aimed at tweens and young teens. Actually wrote this for my two sons, and have to get their green light before anything is showcased. So while I'm hoping this is published in May (yes, 2 months), there's still a vetting process. If you'd like a first look at it, however, before it goes live ... I'll make excerpts available here on my blog. Whenever I'm allowed. So if you join the blog for free (you'll just receive blog posts by e-mail -- nothing more), you'll be the first to see what's coming. And of course I'll love to have your feedback on what you see. If you DO like the freebie, also know that it'll be available for 99 cents on Amazon's Kindle as soon as possible. I'll also be looking at iBooks and Nook. Today I received an e-mail from the Democratic party saying, "This isn't the 1950s, it's 2012. Why we're debating a woman's access to birth control is beyond me." My response? We're not debating a woman's access to birth control. No one is saying she can't go to the drug store and buy birth control. We're debating whether the government should force people to pay for other people's lifestyle choices. The government is in effect stealing to enforce its own belief system. I don't see anyone forcing employers to pay for employee nutritional supplements or other holistic health services. Do something GOOD for yourself? That's not covered. Eat garbage all your life and get sick and we'll cover that. Please don't pretend this is justice. It is stealing. Now is it possible you end up saving money by slowing the spread of disease and lowering healthcare costs? Yes, you can project anything you like. I can also suggest that if we steal money from every to force supplementation we will lower healthcare costs. Does that justify forcing people into your own view of how to live your life? What about forcing people to pay for abstinence education? It is guaranteed more effective than birth control against disease and unwanted pregnancies. I'm not saying we should do this. I'm saying it's another direction the same kind of law could take. Are these the precedents we should be setting? (But of course how many years of anti-freedom precedents do we already have in place?) Still, if we're going to make this law, I'd like to add a rider to the bill to include contraception for cases of government (and IRS) rape. Maybe we force everyone to put money into a pot as a legal defense fund for anyone whose rights are violated by the government. Caribou Coffee and Me02/16/2012 It's become apparent that I spend too much time at Caribou Coffee, but I suppose that's what happens when you make a place your office. I walked in yesterday to find this displayed beside their menu: Appropriate, though, since Caribou is prominently featured in chapter 7 of Darwood & Smitty. An excerpt from the chapter:
I have to stop there, because I don't want to include a story spoiler. But it's all pretty complimentary, so one wonders why Caribou isn't selling this book in all its stores, or at least mentioning it on their website. Well, let's just say, "Yet." Some sharp young marketing exec might pick up on it. In any case, I'll answer the question no doubt chewing on your brain: yes, much of my work on the book was done in Caribou. And definitely that chapter was written there. Now some questions for you: ever been to a 'Bou? Like the coffee? And importantly ... do they have a bookshelf that needs a free copy of Darwood & Smitty? I'm open to sharing a few copies in this way. 3-year-old Toy Dilemma02/06/2012 My kids caught this on a toy package recently and we got a kick out of it. (Image shows the top left and bottom right of the toy package.) What does a 3-year-old do with this? I can imagine a kid holding the package, frozen in the dilemma of whether or not to play with this toy: Aliens in need of Jon Stewart's "Earth"02/03/2012 Way back in ye olde 2010, Jon Stewart (and staff) put together this book Earth: A Visitor's Guide to the Human Race. Purportedly something to help out visiting aliens. Granted, there are a few visitors no doubt needing the book right now, and a few people who think they are visitors. But the prime marketing opportunity won't really take place until 2020, when government goes global and the aliens are finally allowed to walk openly here, and can head on into Barnes & Noble if they like. (Of course chances are they'll stick with a digital version, especially by then. Mayhaps they'll never know the sweet feel of paper in hand.) In any case, I tried to reach Jon to let him know that he needed to be looking into Darwood & Smitty so he better understood what was coming and how he could sell more copies. I've even written a special companion book to his*, trying to make my point clear. But in the end, it appears he was in fact attempting to sell books to humans and used his national TV platform to do so. Ok ... I won't knock the guy. But I hope he's ready for a second printing in about 8 years. Don't worry Stephen Colbert. You're next. * By writing a companion, of course I only mean that I designed an alternate cover. |
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