Sales "rainmakers" ... this is your song of sales badassery.
Of course it is tongue in cheek. Sales gangsters don't "put people in the squeeze" or "oversell."
But they do forge their own path, "makin' up new rules, what's allowed." Because they know dang well that sales isn't selling. It's connecting. Which means listening, understanding, and solving in a way that sales scripts cannot foster, and on a scale that common sales people never reach.
That's what makes you a rainmaker. And that's why you've earned a moment to sit back and enjoy this song.
Of course it is tongue in cheek. Sales gangsters don't "put people in the squeeze" or "oversell."
But they do forge their own path, "makin' up new rules, what's allowed." Because they know dang well that sales isn't selling. It's connecting. Which means listening, understanding, and solving in a way that sales scripts cannot foster, and on a scale that common sales people never reach.
That's what makes you a rainmaker. And that's why you've earned a moment to sit back and enjoy this song.
[Verse]
Look out.
It's time to fly.
The game is on
To make them buy.
The gauntlet's down,
The ringer's on
The sun is up,
It's past the dawn.
Word.
We're on the game.
It's time to make it
Gangsta Rain.
[Chorus]
The money,
money's in the sky.
The cash is flow.
We're feelin' high.
We're takin' calls
And makin' sales.
We're lovin' how
That rainin' feels.
We're gangsters here
And my oh my ...
It's rainin' when
We make them buy.
[Spoken]
Aww yeah ... it don't get no better than this.
Yeah.
[Verse]
And stop:
I told you now,
It doesn't matter
Why or how.
It's just
That we are jonesin’
To get back on
Those ringin' phones.
And then
We'll tell them why
This discount is
About to fly.
We'll put
Them in the squeeze.
We'll oversell.
We'll make it easy.
Yo,
I told you why.
It's rainin' when
We make them buy.
Yeahhhh.
[Bridge]
Yo punk, I told you easy,
Time to make it rain, time to make it breezy.
Feel me now when I tell you why we're gangsters when we make them buy.
I said, better get it now, better get it in that metal head.
We’ll make the sale and upsell too; and that’s not all ’cause before we’re through
We’ll sell that extra warranty. It's getting humid, can't you see?
Cause we're gangsters, and we'll take the blame:
We're the ones that make it rain.
[Verse]
Give it up.
We are the show.
We're breaking records,
Breaking noses.
Whoa ...
We're not like that.
Better be a gangster,
Better be phat
But cool.
We'll show you how.
Makin' up new rules,
What's allowed.
And then
We'll answer phones,
Customer service
With a cross & bones.
But better,
'Cause can't you see?
Gotta make the sale
Gotta make it easy.
Yo,
It ain't no game.
It's time to make it
Gangsta Rain.
[Outro]
It's time now. Gonna get that call and stop the hold.
Yo, answering questions, takin' orders,
and makin' it rain.
All day long.
Gangsters.
Look out.
It's time to fly.
The game is on
To make them buy.
The gauntlet's down,
The ringer's on
The sun is up,
It's past the dawn.
Word.
We're on the game.
It's time to make it
Gangsta Rain.
[Chorus]
The money,
money's in the sky.
The cash is flow.
We're feelin' high.
We're takin' calls
And makin' sales.
We're lovin' how
That rainin' feels.
We're gangsters here
And my oh my ...
It's rainin' when
We make them buy.
[Spoken]
Aww yeah ... it don't get no better than this.
Yeah.
[Verse]
And stop:
I told you now,
It doesn't matter
Why or how.
It's just
That we are jonesin’
To get back on
Those ringin' phones.
And then
We'll tell them why
This discount is
About to fly.
We'll put
Them in the squeeze.
We'll oversell.
We'll make it easy.
Yo,
I told you why.
It's rainin' when
We make them buy.
Yeahhhh.
[Bridge]
Yo punk, I told you easy,
Time to make it rain, time to make it breezy.
Feel me now when I tell you why we're gangsters when we make them buy.
I said, better get it now, better get it in that metal head.
We’ll make the sale and upsell too; and that’s not all ’cause before we’re through
We’ll sell that extra warranty. It's getting humid, can't you see?
Cause we're gangsters, and we'll take the blame:
We're the ones that make it rain.
[Verse]
Give it up.
We are the show.
We're breaking records,
Breaking noses.
Whoa ...
We're not like that.
Better be a gangster,
Better be phat
But cool.
We'll show you how.
Makin' up new rules,
What's allowed.
And then
We'll answer phones,
Customer service
With a cross & bones.
But better,
'Cause can't you see?
Gotta make the sale
Gotta make it easy.
Yo,
It ain't no game.
It's time to make it
Gangsta Rain.
[Outro]
It's time now. Gonna get that call and stop the hold.
Yo, answering questions, takin' orders,
and makin' it rain.
All day long.
Gangsters.
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