Game Manual: the Ultimate Easter Egg
People sometimes complain that life doesn't come with a manual. But it turns out that, just like any video game worth its salt, it definitely does. And after decades of searching, I found it.
While the original book isn't in a traditional print format, I decided its content is too important not to share. So I'm publishing all its contents in a book of my own (see Amazon). Print and Kindle versions available ... sample embedded below.
We're living inside a virtual reality simulation, you see. A game, in fact, called Æva (pronounced like Eva). And without the rules to the game, without knowing how you're programmed and how the point system works, the deck's pretty much stacked against you if you want to win the game.
I mean seriously ... there's an entire audience team trying to mislead us at every step. Another audience team is used by the first to lead us further astray. The playing field is meant to confuse us (and does). And don't even get me started on multi-programming.
So how is it fair to have the original manual hidden away like it is, only to be found by a ridiculously committed few? I say, it's time we all started winning the game. Because apparently, that opens up whole new abilities and experiences within the game. And I know many of us are tired of the limited and often painful experiences humanity's gotten used to.
Now if that isn't enough to have you check out the book on Amazon, what if I also told you that it explains things like:
* Non-Player Characters (NPCs)
* The historic, worldwide flood
* The meridians of traditional Chinese medicine
* The truth about astrology
* The history of so-called mythological beings
* Why kids see monsters and other things adults don't believe in
* The truth behind certain religious teachings (and why science often gets it wrong)
* Why you, too, should start using the term "Giggle-Farce"
It also features 10 specific tips on how to win the game.
So please stop by Amazon and check it out. (Or read the sample below.) We're talking about life's manual here, and it's dirt cheap if you ask me. (Forget about spending more than 20 years looking for it like I did.) Read it, share it, and let's start winning this game together!
While the original book isn't in a traditional print format, I decided its content is too important not to share. So I'm publishing all its contents in a book of my own (see Amazon). Print and Kindle versions available ... sample embedded below.
We're living inside a virtual reality simulation, you see. A game, in fact, called Æva (pronounced like Eva). And without the rules to the game, without knowing how you're programmed and how the point system works, the deck's pretty much stacked against you if you want to win the game.
I mean seriously ... there's an entire audience team trying to mislead us at every step. Another audience team is used by the first to lead us further astray. The playing field is meant to confuse us (and does). And don't even get me started on multi-programming.
So how is it fair to have the original manual hidden away like it is, only to be found by a ridiculously committed few? I say, it's time we all started winning the game. Because apparently, that opens up whole new abilities and experiences within the game. And I know many of us are tired of the limited and often painful experiences humanity's gotten used to.
Now if that isn't enough to have you check out the book on Amazon, what if I also told you that it explains things like:
* Non-Player Characters (NPCs)
* The historic, worldwide flood
* The meridians of traditional Chinese medicine
* The truth about astrology
* The history of so-called mythological beings
* Why kids see monsters and other things adults don't believe in
* The truth behind certain religious teachings (and why science often gets it wrong)
* Why you, too, should start using the term "Giggle-Farce"
It also features 10 specific tips on how to win the game.
So please stop by Amazon and check it out. (Or read the sample below.) We're talking about life's manual here, and it's dirt cheap if you ask me. (Forget about spending more than 20 years looking for it like I did.) Read it, share it, and let's start winning this game together!