Jack, dear Jack, the Pumpkin Lord,
Is racking up his candy hoard.
With candy corns and chocolate too,
Lollipops and gum to chew,
Licorice and gummy bears,
Piled up a hill of stairs.
Strewn throughout a little town
Where he is king of much renown.
From here, he rules o’er Halloween,
And though it’s true, he’s seldom seen,
He’s still the mighty Pumpkin Lord,
And he’s racking up that candy hoard.